With over 2 million jokes flooding tweets, forums, blogs, technology & news sites, the iPad has become the worlds hottest funny name ever. A “kink” in the armor of Mr. Right, Steve Jobs, needless to say, they’ve gone with a disaster of a name twice over now. The first time around with iPhone 3GS (someone really put the stopper on your branding thinktank) and now with iPad, they’ve hit the skies.

Interesting to note the extent of jokes that’s been flying off ever since the launch (and actually before it ended), nobody really cared to put a thought on the damned product itself. At first glance, all seems pretty alright and the price tag really puts the icing. Apple wants to beat it down hard and intends to push the iPad to every household. But it seriously speaking, it lacks the features that’d make you kill for.

But who wants to know about the tech gaga when there’s so much in the air about womens hygiene. Lets have a look at some of the funny ones that really need a mention.

- Yes, the iPad is small, lightweight and slim. But can you swim with it?
- Will women send their husbands to the Apple store to buy iPads?
- The new iPad from Apple — can set you up with fast uploading without all that water bloating
- Apple iPad: Actually PULLS moisture away from you!
- It’s so much more intimate than a laptop – Steve Jobs himself at the launch (really!!)
- For our light days, we have iPhones. For our heavy days, we have the iPad!!

And this MadTV piece which pre-empted Apple’s move and made this spoof commercial much before the actual launch:

Don’t worry Steve, this session will end in a short “period” (do i hear 4 days? Oh! its one of those heavy outings? A whole month? You better get this checked honey …)